omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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