"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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