We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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