Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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