we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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