Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love black thongs
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Randomize
