He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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