so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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