I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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