Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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