yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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