Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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