He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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