I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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