Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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