R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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