i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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