Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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