Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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