Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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