he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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