I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you win again, gameday.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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