North Korea, Best Korea!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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