How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
