This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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