i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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