You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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