idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I supernannyed him into submission
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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