My nipple is on Facebook.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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