His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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