Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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