doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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