I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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