Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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