I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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