I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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