There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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