He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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