He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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