I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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