Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I can't turn off my feet"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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