I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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