phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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