Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
