we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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