Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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