it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey! you should come over!
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