why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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