Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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