Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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