: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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