I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
