Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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