You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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